teahound:

THIS IS LITERALLY ME

Tonight self-care looks like milk tea and The Venture Bros.

Lots of loneliness and ex feels tonight. Someone make me feel not bad?

southfarthing:

dividedconsciousness:

LAUREN OUR FRIENDSHIP IS BASED ON ALL OF THESE THINGS WE ARE TRUE SISBIANS 4 LYF

add in a couple of percent of ‘being attracted to the same celebrities’ and it’s on its way to perfection

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

usoppsass:

IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s

fyeahshibainu:

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heartwolf:

this is the best twitter account that ever happened to me

kittenhugs:

Bad ass mother fucker right here

themanwithcurlyhair:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

JUST WHY?!

indigostohelit:

so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors

so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors

except then the job of the decoy got popular

like, really popular

like… worryingly popular?

reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”

eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.

murasakikusotare:

… Wait.

thefrogman:

Do you even lift? …yarn?

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